The Daily Douz

People, FYI when leaving a comment on my site, remember that I know exactly where you are! I can see where you’re located. I now have your email address. Any unwanted comments on my website will be deleted and tracked.

So, Mr. mntnman1020, I know exactly where you live in the United States of America. I can even pinpoint the exact street you live on! I would think twice before posting a not-so-friendly comment on my site.

Okay, thank you.

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*plugged ears

*having hot flashes after showers

*bruises from bumping into walls

*sharing razors

*when my eyebrows don’t cooperate

*sore throat

*social anxiety

*my cheeks (facial, lol)

*that I can’t have a cat or dog

*dust

*never enough time in a day

*arguments

*feeling of failure

*never enough money

*zits {MY OWN, for those who didn’t know} *updated 3/21/2010

*that my eyesight is slowly failing

*unwanted body hair

*chapped lips

*job interviews

*depression

*phone calls

*cowlicks

*sweat

*mustard, pickles, tomatoes

*dry hands

*spiders

*bad smells

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